davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

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she laughed so hard i think she exploded


(Source: orangeskins)

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it


sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

(Source: agayoflife)

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